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FROM THE SERVANT GENERAL
 

FROM THE SERVANT GENERAL

ASSAULTS ON FAITH, FAMILY AND LIFE
(Part 130)

THE RIDICULOUS, INANE AND SIMPLY STUPID – 2

December 24, 2018

Men, stand up for standing up!

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The Feminist’s War on Masculinity: Now They Want Laws to Force Men to Sit Down to Pee

Not satisfied with telling you what to do, how to eat, how to dress, how to act and how to talk, the feminists and the socialists now want to tell you how to pee. The lunacy has reached such a point that some people speculates that standing up while urinating may soon be illegal for men in Europe. Believe it or not, upright male urination is now politically incorrect. Male representatives on the Sormland County Council and the Sweedish Left Party are pushing for “sitting only” public restrooms. Exactly how the self-avowed socialist and feminist political party plans on enforcing the allegedly more sanitary restroom habits of males remains to be seen. Supporters of the law against standing while urinating also believe that male health will be bolstered when urinating while sitting on a toilet so the bladder empties more effectively, according to the Huffington Post. The Naked Scientists website notes that a similar movement is also brewing in Germany, France and Holland. Feminists in some portions of Europe have begun carrying sings stating “Drop your trousers and sit” with a logo of a man urinating standing up with a big red “X” over the image. Some women are taking the fight against standing urination so seriously that placards have also been spotted with the wording, “Not another filthy puddle on MY bathroom floor!” to discourage standing while urinating at home. The Left Party is not at a loss for reasons to outlaw standing while urinating in Europe. UPI reports that supporters also believe sitting while urinating will reduce potential prostate issues and bolster the opportunity for a longer sex life.

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